Thursday, 28 February 2013

Cardiff City, Cardiff Dragons, Cardiff Scum

Just been reading about Cardiff on the BBC News site, I think we should let Swansea City pick their name, starts with S and ends with a M. Tongue in cheek!

Main reason for writing this is to do with the amount they owe out. this new owner looks random he could do anything at any time. If I was owed money by Cardiff I would be very worried that he could throw the club into bankruptcy and I'd lose all my cash.

However if I was owed money and waited until Cardiff got into the Premier League then suddenly it is much harder to go bankrupt and that would be the time to collect a Cardiff City debt.

Sunday, 17 February 2013

Zombie Cult Christianity

I know this is the urban definition of Christianity but I always forget its from so post here as reminder.
The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.